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Harley. 17 and a queer poly transmasculine (he/them) :) Super Highschool Level Loser who likes Doctor who, Neon Genesis Evangelion, SNK, Dingdong Rump, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, teen titans, madoka magica, Harry Potter, Homestuck and vlogbrothers! Previously Dianna----swagron.
Agender flag by transrants

transphobitch:

qkazoo:

reminder: please do not refer to acts of transmisogyny as simply transphobic.

lol if you’re cafab don’t just “like” this post, fricking reblog it like what do you have to lose

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

vicfuentortilla:

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

what do you call a zombie that runs really fast

a zoombie

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

lilacblossoms:

shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers